Theyd Never Say That

Bloodfist · Posted: 19/02/2008 00:53 Post subject: Theyd Never Say That

Every Naruto character has a different personality. Below are some of the things you will never find the characters saying!

Asuma
· "I love you Kurenai! Will you marry me?"
· "I quit smoking a month ago."
· "Don't smoke; it is not good for your health."

Choji
· "No thanks Shino. I'm not hungry."
· "I lost 300 pounds on the subway diet."
· "Oooooh no! Not another bite."
· "I only lost 100 pounds on the Atkins diet."
· "Does this outfit make me look fat?"
· "There's too much fat in these chips."
· "I told you to bring me diet coke.
· "Here, you can have the rest."
· "Does this outfit make me look thin?"

Deidara
· "I should put my clay figures in a museum."
· "Why is there a mouth on my hand?"
· "I really can't stand these explosions!"
· "Sasori, we should really get into this flash animation. It's the future."

Gai
· "That's it! I'm shaving these ugly eyebrows."
· "Lee, your sense of fashion is horrible."
· "Kakashi, you are better than me..."

Gaara
· "I hate sand! I think I'm allergic to it."
· "Temari and Kankurou, why don't we get along?"
· "Hold on! There is sand in my eye."
· "Who needs a hug?"
· "Ok Shukaku, its bedtime now!"
· "I should have got my tattoo on my back."
· "Have you ever seen the movie Boys Don't Cry?"
· "Who wants to help me build a sand castle?"
· "Oh gosh it is hot, Temari, fan me will ya?"
· "Oh shoot, I'm out of eye-liner"

Haku
· "I hate you Zabuza... shove it."
· "Wow! I make a pretty good looking girl... pass the lip stick please."
· "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"

Hidan
· "Ahhh!! I think I broke a nail."
· "I don't feel like praying today."
· "Actually, I'm atheist."
· "All this blood is making me queasy."
· "Watch your language Itachi."
· "Ouch! Papercut!!!"

Hinata
· "I love you Neji."
· "Naruto! I hate your way of the ninja! It doesn't work on me!"

Ino
· "Who cares about looks."
· "Eww... I hate purple."
· "Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?"
· "Cha!"

Itachi
· "I'm so weak. I wish I wasn't such a woman."
· "Violence isn't necessary; can't we all just get along."
· "I want my mommy..."
· "I did NOT have incest with Sasuke!"
· "I miss my family."
· "Hey Kisame, do you think pink nails would match me better?"
· "Sasuke, no hug for your own brother?"
· "What is this ring I'm wearing? I don't recall being married."
· "It's not nail polish. I swear my nails are just dirty."

Jiraiya
· "Oh man! Not another naked chick."
· "Do you guys think of anything besides women?"
· "Ahh the fourth was not anything special."
· "That's right. I'm a virgin and proud of it."
· "I, Jiraiya, solemnly swear never to look at another boob."
· "I love big butts and I can not lie."
· "I've never looked at porn."
· "The internet is not for porn. It's for educational purposes."
· "You are young. You are free. Why don't you sleep with me?"
· "Why are there so many girls here."
· "I really need to develop a better hobby."

Kabuto
· "I never told Orochimaru that he kinda looks like a girl."
· "Oh why did I never finish the Ninja Academy?"
· "I think Shizune likes me."
· "I need to switch to collecting Yu-Gi-Oh cards."
· "Orochimaru, I need a day off."

Kakashi
· "I think I'm going to show up for training early today."
· "Man, my partners died.. oh well better them than me."
· "I'm too lazy to choose the color of my mask today."
· "Naruto! You could read my Come Come Paradise!"
· "Naruto, you are so smart!"
· "I'm Done Done with Come Come Paradise."
· "Shoot, where did I put my mask?"

Kankurou
· "Hey Gaara, can I build a sand castle with your sand?"
· "Puppets are kinda boring; I think I'm going to be a ventriloquist instead."
· "To tell you the truth, puppets kind of freak me out."
· "Oh my dollies look so pretty today."
· "Damn, the chakra strings got tangled again."

Kiba
· "You're a bad dog, Akamaru!!!"
· "I think I'm allergic to dogs."
· "I want a cat."
· "AKAMARU! WHAT DID I TELL YOU WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I FOUND OUT YOU PEED ON THE RUG!? *Brings Akamaru outside with a shotgun*"
· "I need a bitch."

Kisame
· "Gaassp, I can't breath!"
· "Hey guys, let's go to a fish buffet for dinner!"
· "OMG a shark! Run!!!"
· "When I was little my biggest fear was getting flushed."
· "No, do not put me back into that fishbowl."

Konohamaru
· "Naruto! You're a bad leader! I'm going to look for Sasuke!"

Kakuzu
· "You guys are so obsessed with money! Don't you fight for anything else?"

Naruto
· "Shut up, Sakura I don't want to be Hokage today."
· "I don't like ramen! Let's eat tofu!"
· "I hate the color orange."
· "I love you Neji."
· "Don't believe it!"

Neji
· "I love you more Hinata."
· "Time for a haircut."
· "I think I'm going to hold back on using the Byakugan for this fight."
· "Hey guys, lets work together."
· "Poking people takes a big toll on your fingernails."
· "Look! I grew out my fingernails so my attacks would be more deadly."

Orochimaru
· "Ok, lets pretend I'm straight for one minute..."
· "I have one more snake that you haven't seen, Sasuke."
· "I'm the guy who did Michael Jackson's plastic surgery."
· "Does it seem like I have a lot of makeup on?"

Pein
· "Ouch! Papercut!"
· "Hmm... this body doesn't go good with my robe."

Rock Lee
· "Hey Gai-Sensei! Can I enter a ninjutsu contest?"
· "Gai, stop hugging little boys and get a girlfriend."
· "Sakura, does nothing appease you?!"
· "Sakura, you are so ugly. I hate girls with pink hair."
· "Sorry Gaara, I stole your eyebrows."
· "Gai, I'm done with these spandex; it's really causing me to itch now."
· "What should I wear today?"
· "I'd rather learn the Chidori."
· "Should I get a perm?"
· "This 'way of the ninja' is way too hard."
· "Gai, my idol is actually Bruce Lee."

Sakura
· "Screw this, this ninja thing ain't for me. I just wanted to be near Naruto."
· "Damn Sasuke, you're even uglier than I am."
· "Damn Sasuke get a hair cut."
· "Maybe I should dye my hair blonde."
· "OMG Ino and Sasuke look so cute together."
· "You know Sasuke, we can simply just re-populate the Uchiha Clan... *Winks*"

Sasori
· "I heart you Deidara."
· "I think I will dedicate myself to Taijutsu, it seems more fun."
· "Arrgh, I can't feel my body."
· "I discovered the fountain of youth."

Sasuke
· "I'm sorry Itachi. I don't feel like fighting today."
· "You know, I'll stop hunting Itachi. I think I'll just enjoy life and marry Sakura."
· "Naruto, I love you. You are much more than a brother to me."
· I'm not emo. *Breaks into song* I walk a lonely road, the only road that I have ever known. *Cuts wrists* Don't know where it go... *passes out*
· "Kakashi, you have the same lens as Itachi...weird!"
· "There is nothing that means more to me than brotherly love."
· "OH MY GOD!!! The Uchiha Clan is dead!"

Shikamaru
· "I'm sooo hyper. Lets run laps around Kohana for a hour."
· "Ino I hate you; you're such a bitch. Yet you're so hot marry me?"
· "Whats 1+1?"
· "I really like the new alarm clock Asuma got for me."
· "I think it's time for me to pick up something new...like Chinese Checkers."

Shizune
· "Tsunade-sama, I don't wanna work for you anymore!"
· "Tsunade-sama, I'm so bored! Let's go gambling."

Shino
· "Oh my god, did you see the size of that bug?"
· "Eww... get that thing out of your mouth you don't know were it has been."
· A bug! A bug! Get it off me! Get it off me!!!
· HAHAHAHAHA!
· I need some Raid. These bugs are really bugging me.

Temari
· "This damn fan is really starting to get heavy."
· "Hmm... maybe I should get an electric fan."

The Third Hokage
· "This village sucks. I'm moving to Hawaii."
· "Iruka, I want my tapioka pudding now."
· "Orochimaru, you can destroy the village if you will let me go."

Tsunade
· "I hate being young. I wish I didn't have this jutsu going."
· "Mmmmm grubs slimy yet satisfying."
· "Gambling is horrible. I'll pick up a better hobby like collecting shells."
· "I am NOT a plenar whore."
· "God I'm glad that Dan creep died. I swear he was stalking me."
· "Shizune, do you think I am flat-chested?"
· "They call it HO-kage for a reason!"
· "You think I need implants?"
· "Or should I get breast reduction surgery?"
· "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, its better than yours..."
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Sakkura · Posted: 20/02/2008 17:24 Post subject:

ce tare, ce am mai ras :lol:

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Sasuke Uchiha · Posted: 26/02/2008 22:44 Post subject:

chiar ca n-as spune asa ceva :lol:

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